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Ep. #93: Red Shoe Diaries
David Duchovny IS Jake Winters -- not to be confused with Jake Cardigan -- and he's on a mission to read a lot of sexytime diaries while he wanders around town with his dog and tries not to feel sad.
Laundry mats, soup and cassettes, Superman credits, and so many other great things are also discussed.
Published: April 19 2018
David Duchovny IS Jake Winters -- not to be confused with Jake Cardigan -- and he's on a mission to read a lot of sexytime diaries while he wanders around town with his dog and tries not to feel sad.
Laundry mats, soup and cassettes, Superman credits, and so many other great things are also discussed.
Ep. #92: Kröd Mändoon
With Ross away playing laser tag, special guest star Shannon rides in on her horse of victory to watch…. this!
Umlauts, Nam, Lunesta, Galgagremda, Blowfly, Krod bod, gourds of lube, dolphin haircuts, and Bruce are also discussed
Published: April 12 2018
With Ross away playing laser tag, special guest star Shannon rides in on her horse of victory to watch…. this!
Umlauts, Nam, Lunesta, Galgagremda, Blowfly, Krod bod, gourds of lube, dolphin haircuts, and Bruce are also discussed
Minisode: The Troll
Contestants are trolled into thinking they’re The Troll, but they’re all being trolled while thinking they’re The Troll.
We'll be back at full length soon with The Red Shoe Diaries!
Published: April 9 2018
Contestants are trolled into thinking they’re The Troll, but they’re all being trolled while thinking they’re The Troll.
We'll be back at full length soon with The Red Shoe Diaries!
Ep. #91: Celebrity Mole: Yucatan
Celebrity Mole: Yucatan is hot and ready and doesn't even cost five bucks! Just who is THE MOLE? You'll have to listen to Ahmad Rashad to know!
Cash Cab, Carson Daly, silent sustained reading time, rock penis, Threat Matrix, the governor of Connecticut begging for forgiveness, donkey shows, and SUV Vandals are also discussed
Published: March 29 2018
Celebrity Mole: Yucatan is hot and ready and doesn't even cost five bucks! Just who is THE MOLE? You'll have to listen to Ahmad Rashad to know!
Cash Cab, Carson Daly, silent sustained reading time, rock penis, Threat Matrix, the governor of Connecticut begging for forgiveness, donkey shows, and SUV Vandals are also discussed
EP. #90: Quantum Leap
Let's soar through the ages and epochs of time to the 1950s! And again!
Small cheeseburgers, pickled baseballs, bootleg The Right Stuff, Gushy, and Tatchie, and Shtopa, and Jimmy, and Tony, and Ziggy, and Shmooky are also discussed.
Published: March 27 2018
Let's soar through the ages and epochs of time to the 1950s! And again!
Small cheeseburgers, pickled baseballs, bootleg The Right Stuff, Gushy, and Tatchie, and Shtopa, and Jimmy, and Tony, and Ziggy, and Shmooky are also discussed.
Ep. #89: Boston Public
It's a back-to-back Boston spectacular! Our hosts learn all about the rough-and-tumble lives of the students of Carl Winslow High School, and get plenty of sage advice from Chi McBride.
Tony Roma’s, pill dinners, Home Improvement, Dazed and Confused, The Town, It’s Pat, and fiduciary rock are also discussed.
Published: March 13 2018
It's a back-to-back Boston spectacular! Our hosts learn all about the rough-and-tumble lives of the students of Carl Winslow High School, and get plenty of sage advice from Chi McBride.
Tony Roma’s, pill dinners, Home Improvement, Dazed and Confused, The Town, It’s Pat, and fiduciary rock are also discussed.
Ep. #88: Boston Legal
The conclusion of the four-part Shatuary series has arrived, released just in time before it became Sharch! Our hosts overcome lingering TeKnichal difficulties from the TekWar episode to learn all about the many employees of Boston's most fascinating, completely legal, and definitely on-site law firm!
Hanging chad, Trent Lott, Korean Def Leppard, hat wigs, the fucking red line, Charles Grodin, S-shaped couches, and According to Jim crossovers are also discussed.
We’ll be back in a few weeks after a spring break hiatus!
Published: February 28 2018
The conclusion of the four-part Shatuary series has arrived, released just in time before it became Sharch! Our hosts overcome lingering TeKnichal difficulties from the TekWar episode to learn all about the many employees of Boston's most fascinating, completely legal, and definitely on-site law firm!
Hanging chad, Trent Lott, Korean Def Leppard, hat wigs, the fucking red line, Charles Grodin, S-shaped couches, and According to Jim crossovers are also discussed.
We’ll be back in a few weeks after a spring break hiatus!
Ep. #87: TekWar
Shatuary rolls into week three with William Shatner's TekWar! We hadn't heard of it either--no nibbling around the edges, only big, chunky, ravenous Tek bites allowed!
Besides Cosmos PI Jake Cardigan and his war with futuristic drugs, Marty Dollar, Willy Wonka QVC, hooker currency, super music machines, hologram shackles, Dennis Miller’s Weekend Update mullet, Training Day, and tighty skinnies are also discussed.
Published: February 15 2018
Shatuary rolls into week three with William Shatner's TekWar! We hadn't heard of it either--no nibbling around the edges, only big, chunky, ravenous Tek bites allowed!
Besides Cosmos PI Jake Cardigan and his war with futuristic drugs, Marty Dollar, Willy Wonka QVC, hooker currency, super music machines, hologram shackles, Dennis Miller’s Weekend Update mullet, Training Day, and tighty skinnies are also discussed.
Ep. #86: TJ Hooker
Episode two of the monthlong Shatuary saga! Can Shat wrangle the horrifying hellscape that is the mean streets of... somewhere? You bet your ass, or at least he and most of his fellow officers are going to die trying.
The pipeline, chicken, disco, Felix Leiter, Streets of Rage, disco balls, and Johnny Starbuckle are also discussed.
Published: February 8 2018
Episode two of the monthlong Shatuary saga! Can Shat wrangle the horrifying hellscape that is the mean streets of... somewhere? You bet your ass, or at least he and most of his fellow officers are going to die trying.
The pipeline, chicken, disco, Felix Leiter, Streets of Rage, disco balls, and Johnny Starbuckle are also discussed.
Ep. #85: Star Trek
Shatuary has arrived! The first installment in our four-part series this month watching all Shatner, all the time is Star Trek! Have you heard of this show?? They go into space!
Pleasure planets, salt, flower puppets, nap phasers, and Jose's chili peppers are also discussed.
Published: February 1 2018
Shatuary has arrived! The first installment in our four-part series this month watching all Shatner, all the time is Star Trek! Have you heard of this show?? They go into space!
Pleasure planets, salt, flower puppets, nap phasers, and Jose's chili peppers are also discussed.
Ep. #84: Sex and the City
It’s the season six premiere! First comes sex, then comes sex, then comes hard, then comes sex, then comes love, then comes Paris, then comes Wayne not liking the lox, then comes living separate lives and not hanging out much, then comes your mother-in-law eating garbage pizza.
Also, our hosts are shocked to see the rare moonlit bluetit, and Carrie undeterred when Mr. Big is compared to Voldemort.
Raiden, Scorpio, soggy sandwiches, tight curly fries, Ross Perot, spiteful rock climbing, Kevin McHale, AARP slogans, and Art the Intern's cot are also discussed.
Published: January 23 2018
It’s the season six premiere! First comes sex, then comes sex, then comes hard, then comes sex, then comes love, then comes Paris, then comes Wayne not liking the lox, then comes living separate lives and not hanging out much, then comes your mother-in-law eating garbage pizza.
Also, our hosts are shocked to see the rare moonlit bluetit, and Carrie undeterred when Mr. Big is compared to Voldemort.
Raiden, Scorpio, soggy sandwiches, tight curly fries, Ross Perot, spiteful rock climbing, Kevin McHale, AARP slogans, and Art the Intern's cot are also discussed.
Ep. #83 - Northern Exposure
It’s the season 5 finale, and the Rob Morroward is back! Let’s all throw a big party by the lake and eat caribou dogs and mooseburgers to celebrate! Go ahead and invite everyone from Cicely, Alaska to join, they sure seem like nice folk.
White pants, bush pilots, Munch, Steve Lavin, sciatica, Alan Arkin, and hat wigs are also discussed.
Published: January 15 2018
It’s the season 5 finale, and the Rob Morroward is back! Let’s all throw a big party by the lake and eat caribou dogs and mooseburgers to celebrate! Go ahead and invite everyone from Cicely, Alaska to join, they sure seem like nice folk.
White pants, bush pilots, Munch, Steve Lavin, sciatica, Alan Arkin, and hat wigs are also discussed.
Ep. #82 - Little House on the Prairie
Carlos has a cold and Jon’s in a foul mood, time to join up with Ari and learn alllll about the Ingalls brood!
Nose jobs, javelin, Hurley’s mayonnaise, butter shaving, Big Lots, Lids, Sam Goody, kid voices, and plowing are also discussed.
Published: January 8 2018
Carlos has a cold and Jon’s in a foul mood, time to join up with Ari and learn alllll about the Ingalls brood!
Nose jobs, javelin, Hurley’s mayonnaise, butter shaving, Big Lots, Lids, Sam Goody, kid voices, and plowing are also discussed.
Ep. #81 - Diagnosis Murder
Our hosts get into the holiday spirit with Dick Van Dyke and his whole doctor detective crew!
Sarlacs, snarled, Jake and the fat man, Big Lots, Win Co, The Blair Witch, and Sharper Image are also discussed.
Published: December 27 2017
Our hosts get into the holiday spirit with Dick Van Dyke and his whole doctor detective crew!
Sarlacs, snarled, Jake and the fat man, Big Lots, Win Co, The Blair Witch, and Sharper Image are also discussed.
Ep. #80: The Prisoner
Ari's triumphant return means our hosts are covering their faces in shaving cream and traveling back in time to the 1960s, a dystopic time where Big Brother was always watching and citizens lived in fear of big white balls!
Toy cars, three-toed statues, polar bears, The Dharma Initiative, teeter totters, jukebox cave tunnels, aliens, and Knick Knack and McGooGoo are also discussed.
Published: December 11 2017
Ari's triumphant return means our hosts are covering their faces in shaving cream and traveling back in time to the 1960s, a dystopic time where Big Brother was always watching and citizens lived in fear of big white balls!
Toy cars, three-toed statues, polar bears, The Dharma Initiative, teeter totters, jukebox cave tunnels, aliens, and Knick Knack and McGooGoo are also discussed.
Ep. #79: Manimal
With Ari still busy feeding the hungry, special guest star Kelley is back again with Manimal, the best eight-episode ’80s animal sci-fi show you’ve never seen! How do his powers work? Is he a Manimal in the sack? Listen and you just might find out!
Elephant explosions, growling panthers, bird calls, rafter panthers, snake faints, housecat breastfeeding, growling panthers, waterfall catfish, golden bears, growling panthers, and white stallions are also discussed.
Published: December 5 2017
With Ari still busy feeding the hungry, special guest star Kelley is back again with Manimal, the best eight-episode ’80s animal sci-fi show you’ve never seen! How do his powers work? Is he a Manimal in the sack? Listen and you just might find out!
Elephant explosions, growling panthers, bird calls, rafter panthers, snake faints, housecat breastfeeding, growling panthers, waterfall catfish, golden bears, growling panthers, and white stallions are also discussed.
Ep. #78: Boy Meets World
With Ari still busy feeding the hungry, special guest star Kelley is back again with Manimal, the best eight-episode ’80s animal sci-fi show you’ve never seen! How do his powers work? Is he a Manimal in the sack? Listen and you just might find out!
Elephant explosions, growling panthers, bird calls, rafter panthers, snake faints, housecat breastfeeding, growling panthers, waterfall catfish, golden bears, growling panthers, and white stallions are also discussed.
Published: December 5 2017
With Ari still busy feeding the hungry, special guest star Kelley is back again with Manimal, the best eight-episode ’80s animal sci-fi show you’ve never seen! How do his powers work? Is he a Manimal in the sack? Listen and you just might find out!
Elephant explosions, growling panthers, bird calls, rafter panthers, snake faints, housecat breastfeeding, growling panthers, waterfall catfish, golden bears, growling panthers, and white stallions are also discussed.
Ep. #77 - Step by Step
Thank God It's November keeps rolling along with Step by Step, the show that never would have been if it weren't for the matchmaking Velma! Our hosts attempt to unravel the mysteries of Patrick "Pat" Duffy's cooking, the ominous disappearance of Brendan, and much more!
Milk Who’s Talkin’, hard milk, wedding registries, Jim Belushi’s puffy nipples, denim, and Mr. Buttons are also discussed.
Published: November 7 2017
Thank God It's November keeps rolling along with Step by Step, the show that never would have been if it weren't for the matchmaking Velma! Our hosts attempt to unravel the mysteries of Patrick "Pat" Duffy's cooking, the ominous disappearance of Brendan, and much more!
Milk Who’s Talkin’, hard milk, wedding registries, Jim Belushi’s puffy nipples, denim, and Mr. Buttons are also discussed.
Ep. #76: Hangin' with Mr. Cooper
The first installment of the brand new, must listen "Thank God It’s November" series kicks off with Cooper, Cooper, Hangin’ with my ma-aaaan!
Lampin’, Cuba Goodin’, and Mark Curry’s terrifying plane encounters are also discussed.
Published: November 2 2017
The first installment of the brand new, must listen "Thank God It’s November" series kicks off with Cooper, Cooper, Hangin’ with my ma-aaaan!
Lampin’, Cuba Goodin’, and Mark Curry’s terrifying plane encounters are also discussed.
Ep. #75: Bosom Buddies
Pre-Big, Pre-Burbs, and pre-Bachelor Party Tom Hanks and his bosom friend Peter Scolari have to dress in drag for cheaper rent! Hilarity ensues!
Lost, grizzly cheese, Wayne’s World, World War II, World War I, and the Vietnam War are also discussed.
Published: October 26 2017
Pre-Big, Pre-Burbs, and pre-Bachelor Party Tom Hanks and his bosom friend Peter Scolari have to dress in drag for cheaper rent! Hilarity ensues!
Lost, grizzly cheese, Wayne’s World, World War II, World War I, and the Vietnam War are also discussed.