It’s the season six premiere! First comes sex, then comes sex, then comes hard, then comes sex, then comes love, then comes Paris, then comes Wayne not liking the lox, then comes living separate lives and not hanging out much, then comes your mother-in-law eating garbage pizza.

Also, our hosts are shocked to see the rare moonlit bluetit, and Carrie undeterred when Mr. Big is compared to Voldemort.

Raiden, Scorpio, soggy sandwiches, tight curly fries, Ross Perot, spiteful rock climbing, Kevin McHale, AARP slogans, and Art the Intern's cot are also discussed.

It’s the season 5 finale, and the Rob Morroward is back! Let’s all throw a big party by the lake and eat caribou dogs and mooseburgers to celebrate! Go ahead and invite everyone from Cicely, Alaska to join, they sure seem like nice folk.

White pants, bush pilots, Munch, Steve Lavin, sciatica, Alan Arkin, and hat wigs are also discussed.

Our hosts get into the holiday spirit with Dick Van Dyke and his whole doctor detective crew! 

Sarlacs, snarled, Jake and the fat man, Big Lots, Win Co, The Blair Witch, and Sharper Image are also discussed. 

With Ari still busy feeding the hungry, special guest star Kelley is back again with Manimal, the best eight-episode ’80s animal sci-fi show you’ve never seen! How do his powers work? Is he a Manimal in the sack? Listen and you just might find out!

Elephant explosions, growling panthers, bird calls, rafter panthers, snake faints, housecat breastfeeding, growling panthers, waterfall catfish, golden bears, growling panthers, and white stallions are also discussed.

Thank God It's November keeps rolling along with Step by Step, the show that never would have been if it weren't for the matchmaking Velma! Our hosts attempt to unravel the mysteries of Patrick "Pat" Duffy's cooking, the ominous disappearance of Brendan, and much more!

Milk Who’s Talkin’, hard milk, wedding registries, Jim Belushi’s puffy nipples, denim, and Mr. Buttons are also discussed.

The first installment of the brand new, must listen "Thank God It’s November" series kicks off with Cooper, Cooper, Hangin’ with my ma-aaaan!

Lampin’, Cuba Goodin’, and Mark Curry’s terrifying plane encounters are also discussed. 

Special guest star Harrison drops back in the pocket and smashes a home run right down Broadway! That’s a 12-0 lead for the What Happending podcast over the Mighty Fightin' 15,000 meterers!

Laugh tracks, cry tracks, traffic obsessions, Ball Four, catering, Nick Kroll, Latin, the Knicks chances at taking home the hardware, and Bus Lady are also discussed.

Hut, hut, hut, heee-yike! Sammo Hung drops back to pass, Arsenio Hall is wide open! But oh no it turns out he was on the sideline and hadn't checked into the game, and now the referee has tripped, broken his pinkie, and accidentally poisoned himself. Scorpio wins!

Recorded weeks, perhaps even months, prior, at long last the Doug episode has arrived! Grab a Honker burger with a side of nematode, sit back, and enjoy!

Happy Fourth of July! 'Merica best country on Earth, where fax machines create beautiful women and the bombs burst in midair.