As part of our October theme of self-torture, we entered the Octagon again to fight Ryan "Rubber Man" Murphy! There's red devil boys and green meanies.

Tony Danza’s motorcycle skills, Brock Holt, Jeff Bagwell, Rod Carew, and neck beards are also discussed.

A quiet lane in a peaceful suburb. Or is it?!? A plumber. Or is it?!? A triplet. Or is it?!?

Don Knotts' foyer, Log Lady, steam pipe kitchens, dad plumber skills, neck beards, honey mussy, Snow Dogs, and Vanilla Ice are also discussed.

The father of a broken family moves them into an old haunted mansion to try and make things right, and other terrible decisions.

Dermot Mulroney, Lost numbers, Wilson’s horrific face, naked fires, gimp suit jump scares, and corn on macabre are also discussed

Jack Bauer is back at it, givin' speeches and takin' names, even if he can't make a proper pancake. But will the Iranians cut off the Middle East oil supply? Will Kal Penn be swept away in a Tsnaumi? Will Emily get sniped, or is she really the sniper? And, most importantly, will Jack's son go to Georgetown or Stanford?

24, Road Trip, hair curtains, Dave DVDs, 24, Benny Hill foot chases, Diana Taurasi kingdom, Grover Cleveland, 24, Paul Newman, and hoodies are also discussed.

Bra, listen to this, bra, you don't want to spend a life behind not listening to this, bra, trust me, bra, I've been there done that, bra, there's no end to that tunnel except a room without a view, bra. Strike one, two, and three.

Ozzie Osbourne, Steven Seagal, Real Housewives of Miami, hot balloons, Omar, and McDonald’s playpen photoshoots are also discussed.

There's a fashion show and then the one woman shoots a gun at a shooting range and then another one tries to throw a blueberry in her kid's mouth and then this other one goes shopping and then Jabba the Hutt goes BRGLEBRGLEDYOONO and then they all have a chef cook them food and then someone has a wedding and the bride is almost late to the rehearsal dinner but then it's fine. Wow! RHOM!

After a failed first attempt to watch Downton Abbey (that turned into a yet-to-be-released very extra special lost episode!) our determined hosts teamed up with guest star Melissa for a second go at the popular BBC drama. And wonderful hats, costumes, and chopped boiled eggs greeted them with open arms. Chicken oysters, Maggie Smithsass, Stanning for Spacey, Avatar, and Myst are also discussed.

What happens when benighted people with poor camera presence are deluded by avarice and thrown into contrived scenarios? You get a dynasty... Duck Dynasty. 

An astounding lack of happenings leaves our hosts a little lost for words as they try to make sense of the "redneck" "business" "men" and women of this "reality" "entertainment" "television" show.

With Ari away interviewing new potential interns for the show, Jon and Carlos recruit former guest stars Jake and Melissa to help fill the void. Without Ari's guiding light and spirit, our hosts have a hard time staying on message. Topics of conversation include, but are not limited to, Kyle Somalier, Tinder, The Revenant, kid vampire, golf, Lost, Jelly, and Mark Margolis. 

In a What Happending first, our hosts watch the first and last episode of a single season of competitive reality TV, the Bachelorette season 12! 26 dudes whittled down to one. Who will it be? The erectile dysfunction counselor/pastor? A non-white person? The country boy? Santa? Spoiler: it's a white person.