In the pilot, a police officer wrestles with near-impossible existential questions regarding law and order, crime and punishment, good and evil. In the finale, Mayor Royce has a truth serum for Andy. In between, Blue Bloods, Zippy the Chimp, The Thing with Two Heads, Oregon Park, and Training Day are also discussed.

Spookypookytoberpober continues and concludes with an American classic!

It starts with nobody there. It ends with a broken home. In between, Appalachian saws, jazz cabbage, moon mission ETAs, The Masturbating Bear, and the hoop stick game are also discussed. 

A man down and a day late! It starts with William Sadler as death. It ends with a not spoooooky cartooooooooooon.

Two and a Half Men, Bill and Ted, the shaky biker from Terminator 2, nipped out pigs, and Boo Bark are also discussed.

Spooktacular mid-October to sometime in November continues with the cult classic Buffy the Vampire Slayer! Girl power!

Penn & Teller, Phil Helmuth, 24, Tru Calling, Raw Reality, Sprung Monkey, fighting jeans, and Mount Mazama are also discussed.

As part of our October theme of self-torture, we entered the Octagon again to fight Ryan "Rubber Man" Murphy! There's red devil boys and green meanies.

Tony Danza’s motorcycle skills, Brock Holt, Jeff Bagwell, Rod Carew, and neck beards are also discussed.

The father of a broken family moves them into an old haunted mansion to try and make things right, and other terrible decisions.

Dermot Mulroney, Lost numbers, Wilson’s horrific face, naked fires, gimp suit jump scares, and corn on macabre are also discussed

Who killed Laura Palmer? And where did the jelly donuts go? Our hosts tackle these questions and more as they attempt to make sense of the bizarro mind of David Lynch. Opposite ventriloquists, Road House, Mace Binaca, and jackalopes are also discussed.

It's the season four premiere!!!! 

How time flies when you're watching only the pilot and finale. Our hosts recount some of the best and worst series and characters from the 49 shows they've watched to date. 

Who's your top three? Email us, we got a gmail account. 

It's the third and final spooky installment of the What Happending Halloween trifecta! This cult classic gothic horror soap opera vampire medieval 1960s conclusion-ey lobster drama unfolds in ways our hosts could have never predicted, as they watch episode 1 and episode 1,245.

In the second installment on their spooky run, our hosts are sucked into the terrifying world of antiques, dolls, cousin flirting, and time travel portals disguised as bloody paintings.