In the pilot, Santa Joy delights in Joy and the pudding comes into play. In the finale, a Santa is crowned in front of a crowd of screaming children pretending it’s Christmas time and Santa Steve says Santa likes gluten-free cookies.

Christmas Every Day, Mall of America, Jon Gabrus’ sushi body, Ahmad Rashad, Bret Michaels, Stewart, and Jingle JNCOs are also discussed.

Wow this show was something else!

It's the season 9 premiere!!

In the pilot, celebrities get tricked by Ashton Kutcher. In the finale, people get tricked by a camera crew.

In between, Da Storm Power, Quibi, Darva Conger, JNCO sweats, Que Locura, jockey dunking, Steve Kerr, and You, Me and Jermaine Dupri are also discussed.

Guest star Kelley and our hosts watch a reality show in a fake town where real kids build a fake nation! Poor Jimmy.

Half-burnt DVDs and 3:10 to Yuma are also discussed.

Celebrity Mole: Yucatan is hot and ready and doesn't even cost five bucks! Just who is THE MOLE? You'll have to listen to Ahmad Rashad to know!

Cash Cab, Carson Daly, silent sustained reading time, rock penis, Threat Matrix, the governor of Connecticut begging for forgiveness, donkey shows, and SUV Vandals are also discussed

There's a fashion show and then the one woman shoots a gun at a shooting range and then another one tries to throw a blueberry in her kid's mouth and then this other one goes shopping and then Jabba the Hutt goes BRGLEBRGLEDYOONO and then they all have a chef cook them food and then someone has a wedding and the bride is almost late to the rehearsal dinner but then it's fine. Wow! RHOM!

What happens when benighted people with poor camera presence are deluded by avarice and thrown into contrived scenarios? You get a dynasty... Duck Dynasty. 

An astounding lack of happenings leaves our hosts a little lost for words as they try to make sense of the "redneck" "business" "men" and women of this "reality" "entertainment" "television" show.

It's the season four premiere!!!! 

How time flies when you're watching only the pilot and finale. Our hosts recount some of the best and worst series and characters from the 49 shows they've watched to date. 

Who's your top three? Email us, we got a gmail account. 

In a What Happending first, our hosts watch the first and last episode of a single season of competitive reality TV, the Bachelorette season 12! 26 dudes whittled down to one. Who will it be? The erectile dysfunction counselor/pastor? A non-white person? The country boy? Santa? Spoiler: it's a white person.

Special guest stars and Jersey Shore experts Kelly and Shannon guide our hosts through a magical journey at Seaside Heights