The children of the Moesha family are always late for dinner. Sometimes everything turns out fine because they were just at The Den watching the hottest hip hop act in LA. Other times... it's not fine at all. 

Ben Carson, Mind of Mencia, DMX's van, batter chatter, Raw Reality, Burger King tales, and 24 are also discussed.

Watch a David E. Kelley show based in Boston? What a novel idea! Let's see if Ally can overcome lost love, CGI arrows to the heart, a serial butt-grabber, and a mysterious child to get to wherever it is she is heading down the middle of a dark street at night.

Remember the Titans, Bon Jovi, daytime sexy thoughts, scarf deaths, Yak Baks, touching piano, and Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark are also discussed.

Bra, listen to this, bra, you don't want to spend a life behind not listening to this, bra, trust me, bra, I've been there done that, bra, there's no end to that tunnel except a room without a view, bra. Strike one, two, and three.

Ozzie Osbourne, Steven Seagal, Real Housewives of Miami, hot balloons, Omar, and McDonald’s playpen photoshoots are also discussed.

With Ross away playing laser tag, special guest star Shannon rides in on her horse of victory to watch…. this!

Umlauts, Nam, Lunesta, Galgagremda, Blowfly, Krod bod, gourds of lube, dolphin haircuts, and Bruce are also discussed

Celebrity Mole: Yucatan is hot and ready and doesn't even cost five bucks! Just who is THE MOLE? You'll have to listen to Ahmad Rashad to know!

Cash Cab, Carson Daly, silent sustained reading time, rock penis, Threat Matrix, the governor of Connecticut begging for forgiveness, donkey shows, and SUV Vandals are also discussed

It's a back-to-back Boston spectacular! Our hosts learn all about the rough-and-tumble lives of the students of Carl Winslow High School, and get plenty of sage advice from Chi McBride.

Tony Roma’s, pill dinners, Home Improvement, Dazed and Confused, The Town, It’s Pat, and fiduciary rock are also discussed.

The conclusion of the four-part Shatuary series has arrived, released just in time before it became Sharch! Our hosts overcome lingering TeKnichal difficulties from the TekWar episode to learn all about the many employees of Boston's most fascinating, completely legal, and definitely on-site law firm!

Hanging chad, Trent Lott, Korean Def Leppard, hat wigs, the fucking red line, Charles Grodin, S-shaped couches, and According to Jim crossovers are also discussed. 

We’ll be back in a few weeks after a spring break hiatus!

It’s the season six premiere! First comes sex, then comes sex, then comes hard, then comes sex, then comes love, then comes Paris, then comes Wayne not liking the lox, then comes living separate lives and not hanging out much, then comes your mother-in-law eating garbage pizza.

Also, our hosts are shocked to see the rare moonlit bluetit, and Carrie undeterred when Mr. Big is compared to Voldemort.

Raiden, Scorpio, soggy sandwiches, tight curly fries, Ross Perot, spiteful rock climbing, Kevin McHale, AARP slogans, and Art the Intern's cot are also discussed.

Our hosts get into the holiday spirit with Dick Van Dyke and his whole doctor detective crew! 

Sarlacs, snarled, Jake and the fat man, Big Lots, Win Co, The Blair Witch, and Sharper Image are also discussed. 

The baby kangaroo leaves all his buddies in the Big Apple and heads out west to Hollywood. No, it’s not “Chandler,” it’s Joey! And the stoner guy from Road Trip!

One name shows, Prison Mike, Paul Rudd, and belts are also discussed.