Ep. #87: TekWar

Shatuary rolls into week three with William Shatner's TekWar! We hadn't heard of it either--no nibbling around the edges, only big, chunky, ravenous Tek bites allowed!

Besides Cosmos PI Jake Cardigan and his war with futuristic drugs, Marty Dollar, Willy Wonka QVC, hooker currency, super music machines, hologram shackles, Dennis Miller’s Weekend Update mullet, Training Day, and tighty skinnies are also discussed.

Published: February 15 2018

Ep. #87: TekWar

Shatuary rolls into week three with William Shatner's TekWar! We hadn't heard of it either--no nibbling around the edges, only big, chunky, ravenous Tek bites allowed!

Besides Cosmos PI Jake Cardigan and his war with futuristic drugs, Marty Dollar, Willy Wonka QVC, hooker currency, super music machines, hologram shackles, Dennis Miller’s Weekend Update mullet, Training Day, and tighty skinnies are also discussed.

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Ep. #86: TJ Hooker

Episode two of the monthlong Shatuary saga! Can Shat wrangle the horrifying hellscape that is the mean streets of... somewhere? You bet your ass, or at least he and most of his fellow officers are going to die trying.

The pipeline, chicken, disco, Felix Leiter, Streets of Rage, disco balls, and Johnny Starbuckle are also discussed.

Published: February 8 2018

Ep. #86: TJ Hooker

Episode two of the monthlong Shatuary saga! Can Shat wrangle the horrifying hellscape that is the mean streets of... somewhere? You bet your ass, or at least he and most of his fellow officers are going to die trying.

The pipeline, chicken, disco, Felix Leiter, Streets of Rage, disco balls, and Johnny Starbuckle are also discussed.

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Ep. #85: Star Trek

Shatuary has arrived! The first installment in our four-part series this month watching all Shatner, all the time is Star Trek! Have you heard of this show?? They go into space!

Pleasure planets, salt, flower puppets, nap phasers, and Jose's chili peppers are also discussed. 

Published: February 1 2018

Ep. #85: Star Trek

Shatuary has arrived! The first installment in our four-part series this month watching all Shatner, all the time is Star Trek! Have you heard of this show?? They go into space!

Pleasure planets, salt, flower puppets, nap phasers, and Jose's chili peppers are also discussed. 

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Ep. #84: Sex and the City

It’s the season six premiere! First comes sex, then comes sex, then comes hard, then comes sex, then comes love, then comes Paris, then comes Wayne not liking the lox, then comes living separate lives and not hanging out much, then comes your mother-in-law eating garbage pizza.

Also, our hosts are shocked to see the rare moonlit bluetit, and Carrie undeterred when Mr. Big is compared to Voldemort.

Raiden, Scorpio, soggy sandwiches, tight curly fries, Ross Perot, spiteful rock climbing, Kevin McHale, AARP slogans, and Art the Intern's cot are also discussed.

Published: January 23 2018

Ep. #84: Sex and the City

It’s the season six premiere! First comes sex, then comes sex, then comes hard, then comes sex, then comes love, then comes Paris, then comes Wayne not liking the lox, then comes living separate lives and not hanging out much, then comes your mother-in-law eating garbage pizza.

Also, our hosts are shocked to see the rare moonlit bluetit, and Carrie undeterred when Mr. Big is compared to Voldemort.

Raiden, Scorpio, soggy sandwiches, tight curly fries, Ross Perot, spiteful rock climbing, Kevin McHale, AARP slogans, and Art the Intern's cot are also discussed.

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Ep. #83 - Northern Exposure

It’s the season 5 finale, and the Rob Morroward is back! Let’s all throw a big party by the lake and eat caribou dogs and mooseburgers to celebrate! Go ahead and invite everyone from Cicely, Alaska to join, they sure seem like nice folk.

White pants, bush pilots, Munch, Steve Lavin, sciatica, Alan Arkin, and hat wigs are also discussed.

Published: January 15 2018

Ep. #83 - Northern Exposure

It’s the season 5 finale, and the Rob Morroward is back! Let’s all throw a big party by the lake and eat caribou dogs and mooseburgers to celebrate! Go ahead and invite everyone from Cicely, Alaska to join, they sure seem like nice folk.

White pants, bush pilots, Munch, Steve Lavin, sciatica, Alan Arkin, and hat wigs are also discussed.

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Ep. #82 - Little House on the Prairie

Carlos has a cold and Jon’s in a foul mood, time to join up with Ari and learn alllll about the Ingalls brood!

Nose jobs, javelin, Hurley’s mayonnaise, butter shaving, Big Lots, Lids, Sam Goody, kid voices, and plowing are also discussed.

Published: January 8 2018

Ep. #82 - Little House on the Prairie

Carlos has a cold and Jon’s in a foul mood, time to join up with Ari and learn alllll about the Ingalls brood!

Nose jobs, javelin, Hurley’s mayonnaise, butter shaving, Big Lots, Lids, Sam Goody, kid voices, and plowing are also discussed.

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Ep. #81 - Diagnosis Murder

Our hosts get into the holiday spirit with Dick Van Dyke and his whole doctor detective crew! 

Sarlacs, snarled, Jake and the fat man, Big Lots, Win Co, The Blair Witch, and Sharper Image are also discussed. 

Published: December 27 2017

Ep. #81 - Diagnosis Murder

Our hosts get into the holiday spirit with Dick Van Dyke and his whole doctor detective crew! 

Sarlacs, snarled, Jake and the fat man, Big Lots, Win Co, The Blair Witch, and Sharper Image are also discussed. 

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Ep. #80: The Prisoner

Ari's triumphant return means our hosts are covering their faces in shaving cream and traveling back in time to the 1960s, a dystopic time where Big Brother was always watching and citizens lived in fear of big white balls!

Toy cars, three-toed statues, polar bears, The Dharma Initiative, teeter totters, jukebox cave tunnels, aliens, and Knick Knack and McGooGoo are also discussed. 

Published: December 11 2017

Ep. #80: The Prisoner

Ari's triumphant return means our hosts are covering their faces in shaving cream and traveling back in time to the 1960s, a dystopic time where Big Brother was always watching and citizens lived in fear of big white balls!

Toy cars, three-toed statues, polar bears, The Dharma Initiative, teeter totters, jukebox cave tunnels, aliens, and Knick Knack and McGooGoo are also discussed. 

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Ep. #79: Manimal

With Ari still busy feeding the hungry, special guest star Kelley is back again with Manimal, the best eight-episode ’80s animal sci-fi show you’ve never seen! How do his powers work? Is he a Manimal in the sack? Listen and you just might find out!

Elephant explosions, growling panthers, bird calls, rafter panthers, snake faints, housecat breastfeeding, growling panthers, waterfall catfish, golden bears, growling panthers, and white stallions are also discussed.

Published: December 5 2017

Ep. #79: Manimal

With Ari still busy feeding the hungry, special guest star Kelley is back again with Manimal, the best eight-episode ’80s animal sci-fi show you’ve never seen! How do his powers work? Is he a Manimal in the sack? Listen and you just might find out!

Elephant explosions, growling panthers, bird calls, rafter panthers, snake faints, housecat breastfeeding, growling panthers, waterfall catfish, golden bears, growling panthers, and white stallions are also discussed.

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Ep. #78: Boy Meets World

With Ari still busy feeding the hungry, special guest star Kelley is back again with Manimal, the best eight-episode ’80s animal sci-fi show you’ve never seen! How do his powers work? Is he a Manimal in the sack? Listen and you just might find out!

Elephant explosions, growling panthers, bird calls, rafter panthers, snake faints, housecat breastfeeding, growling panthers, waterfall catfish, golden bears, growling panthers, and white stallions are also discussed.

Published: December 5 2017

Ep. #78: Boy Meets World

With Ari still busy feeding the hungry, special guest star Kelley is back again with Manimal, the best eight-episode ’80s animal sci-fi show you’ve never seen! How do his powers work? Is he a Manimal in the sack? Listen and you just might find out!

Elephant explosions, growling panthers, bird calls, rafter panthers, snake faints, housecat breastfeeding, growling panthers, waterfall catfish, golden bears, growling panthers, and white stallions are also discussed.

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