In the pilot, Gandalf makes a CGI skeleton. In the finale, Lugad has an arc. In between, Nog the Bounty Hunter, Nag Champa, burner IMDB accounts, Heckboy, Ron Artest, and the Court Jester are also discussed. 

The dramatic conclusion to our two-part quarantine LOST episode, featuring special LOST expert and guest star Jake!

In the pilot, the plane is still crashed. In the finale, they’re still trying to re-cork after the uncorking. In between, we basically just talk about LOST because there’s a lot of LOST to talk about.

Quarantine episode #5 : it finally happened! We watched LOST!

In the first half of the pilot, the pilot dies. In the first half of the finale, the island has a big cork that has to be uncorked.

Tune in next week for the dramatic conclusion of our two-part LOST marathon, featuring former guest star and LOST expert Jake!

In the pilot, there’s a post-apocalyptic Space Needle. In the finale, there’s a sexy tattoo reading. In between, James Cameron’s blue fetish, Blue Crush, Into the Blue, Michael Weatherly’s Bull, Don Johnson showers, Clyde the Glide, the Conclave Chest, and Jantzen Beach are also discussed.

It starts with live-long-and-prosper scissoring. It ends with the murder of frisbee. In between, Indiana birds, Star Wars, One Hour Photo, The Fonz, CSI: Boulder, nightcaps, the Getty family, 107.5 The Beat, and Zibo are also discussed.

Spookypookytoberpober continues and concludes with an American classic!

It starts with nobody there. It ends with a broken home. In between, Appalachian saws, jazz cabbage, moon mission ETAs, The Masturbating Bear, and the hoop stick game are also discussed. 

Let's soar through the ages and epochs of time to the 1950s! And again!

Small cheeseburgers, pickled baseballs, bootleg The Right Stuff, Gushy, and Tatchie, and Shtopa, and Jimmy, and Tony, and Ziggy, and Shmooky are also discussed.

Shatuary rolls into week three with William Shatner's TekWar! We hadn't heard of it either--no nibbling around the edges, only big, chunky, ravenous Tek bites allowed!

Besides Cosmos PI Jake Cardigan and his war with futuristic drugs, Marty Dollar, Willy Wonka QVC, hooker currency, super music machines, hologram shackles, Dennis Miller’s Weekend Update mullet, Training Day, and tighty skinnies are also discussed.

Shatuary has arrived! The first installment in our four-part series this month watching all Shatner, all the time is Star Trek! Have you heard of this show?? They go into space!

Pleasure planets, salt, flower puppets, nap phasers, and Jose's chili peppers are also discussed. 

With Ari still busy feeding the hungry, special guest star Kelley is back again with Manimal, the best eight-episode ’80s animal sci-fi show you’ve never seen! How do his powers work? Is he a Manimal in the sack? Listen and you just might find out!

Elephant explosions, growling panthers, bird calls, rafter panthers, snake faints, housecat breastfeeding, growling panthers, waterfall catfish, golden bears, growling panthers, and white stallions are also discussed.