It’s the season 9 finale! In the pilot, the Centre doesn’t let Jarod eat ice cream so then he prepays for a champagne bucket of Rocky Road. In the finale, La Cameleon rides a train with his brother’s uncle’s father.

In between, Mulroneys, Dharma and Greg, prank callers, France, French, Blue Bloods, Delaware, Wheel of Fortune, and The Fugitive are also discussed.

In the pilot, Santa Joy delights in Joy and the pudding comes into play. In the finale, a Santa is crowned in front of a crowd of screaming children pretending it’s Christmas time and Santa Steve says Santa likes gluten-free cookies.

Christmas Every Day, Mall of America, Jon Gabrus’ sushi body, Ahmad Rashad, Bret Michaels, Stewart, and Jingle JNCOs are also discussed.

In the pilot, Roxy gets sassy and there is an incredibly shameful birth for some reason. In the finale, there’s Air Force Colonel Brooke Shields and Lifetime Freddy.

In between, Cowboy Hey-Hey, Supermarket Sweep, Cat Stevens, Cat Power, candy eating challenges, Brown Cow ropes, and those half-circle ‘Merica flags are also discussed.

In the pilot, a police officer wrestles with near-impossible existential questions regarding law and order, crime and punishment, good and evil. In the finale, Mayor Royce has a truth serum for Andy. In between, Blue Bloods, Zippy the Chimp, The Thing with Two Heads, Oregon Park, and Training Day are also discussed.

In honor of the third movie, we watched the long-forgotten TV show! In the pilot, the Assistant to the Regional Manager almost gets to go to Sacramento. In the finale, there is no water sealant, Nail World, Ari, Rufus, or Jesus.  Little Buddha, Binaca, Vlade Divac, White Chocolate, Graboids, Slan the Cat, and IQ are also discussed.

In the pilot, Martin Mull has a milk mustache and the rabbi from Seinfeld plays a piano upside down and backwards while resting peacefully in an iron lung. In the finale, the furniture is gone but the shag carpet remains.

10-10-220, Dueling Tubas, Ramblin’’ Rod, Daniel Johnston, Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, and cats are also discussed.

In the pilot, it’s midnight. In the finale, it’s 10 PM. In between, the Mummy is also discussed, at some point. And other things.

Quarantine episode #3, following the adventures of America's favorite sports fan.

Jerry Maguire, Don Zimmer, Ty Cobb, WCW, Joe’s Apartment, SI for Kids, Steve Bartman, Free Throw Guy, Joel Pryzbilla, The Sopranos, Shaq’s hairline, Log Lady, gold prospecting, sleeping next to food, Dougal, and lots of other things were discussed, because we’re inside all day.

In the pilot, there’s a post-apocalyptic Space Needle. In the finale, there’s a sexy tattoo reading. In between, James Cameron’s blue fetish, Blue Crush, Into the Blue, Michael Weatherly’s Bull, Don Johnson showers, Clyde the Glide, the Conclave Chest, and Jantzen Beach are also discussed.

In the pilot, Jill doesn’t get a job. In the finale, she does.

In between, Queeby, Albertsons, Drop Zone, and a special appearance from Mr. Sedna are also part of this talkie.