In the pilot, Roma Downey Jr. becomes the regional manager and Mac in the Back loses his Cadillac. In the finale, Carol Burnett explains to olds that it’s the finale and Roma has a successful performance review.

Lenny Dykstra, Greg Ostertag, Kendall Gill, sable, whitefish, Twisted Sista, Road Trip, Tre Arrow, and My Mother the Car are also discussed.

In the pilot, Roxy gets sassy and there is an incredibly shameful birth for some reason. In the finale, there’s Air Force Colonel Brooke Shields and Lifetime Freddy.

In between, Cowboy Hey-Hey, Supermarket Sweep, Cat Stevens, Cat Power, candy eating challenges, Brown Cow ropes, and those half-circle ‘Merica flags are also discussed.

In the pilot, Notch Johnson (to the mayor’s dismay) makes it to the sick kid’s event after escaping the massage parlor basement. In the finale, Notch and Co. get Sledgehammer!’d.

In between, Red Shoe Diaries, Raw Reality, Bowling for Soup, Uncle Leo, and Sharknado are also discussed.

The dramatic conclusion to our two-part quarantine LOST episode, featuring special LOST expert and guest star Jake!

In the pilot, the plane is still crashed. In the finale, they’re still trying to re-cork after the uncorking. In between, we basically just talk about LOST because there’s a lot of LOST to talk about.

Quarantine episode #5 : it finally happened! We watched LOST!

In the first half of the pilot, the pilot dies. In the first half of the finale, the island has a big cork that has to be uncorked.

Tune in next week for the dramatic conclusion of our two-part LOST marathon, featuring former guest star and LOST expert Jake!

It starts with a train crash, of course. It ends with a series of trim, pomade-smothered, grey-haired white men and a smoke monster. 

In between, cayenne pepper dogs, live long and suture, ficus, the Master Hand, sleepy flute, and 12 angry cats are also discussed.

It starts with a big metal gin bucket boing-oing. It ends with Honeycutt almost killing himself in an insane motorcycle stunt. 

In between, Bulbasaur, sleepytime TV, modern laugh tracks, Jackie Chan’s chest rubbing, and Smocks are also discussed.

Whales and cowboys flood the desert. Only James Caan’s shoulders can save us.

Bart Braverman, La Center, Blue Bloods, and Fergie Begley Jr are also discussed.

Drake!

Rotary phones, Baldwin brothers, the Kesey family protesting the University of Oregon cutting their wrestling program by parking the Kesey bus outside Mac Court because Ken Kesey was a championship high school wrestler and wrestled on the Oregon team while a student, humanure, and Facerange are also discussed.

First Jetta, then a horse, smell something strange. Is it an evil twin?

Back biting, the Fred Meyer bear, Spree, Barbara Hershey, the Dharma Initiative, and The Big Green are also discussed.