Two terms sure does fly by. Don't walk and talk, walk and listen!

Get your tanning oil, swimsuit, sunglasses, umbrella, and hunting knife; we’re going to the beach!

After a failed first attempt to watch Downton Abbey (that turned into a yet-to-be-released very extra special lost episode!) our determined hosts teamed up with guest star Melissa for a second go at the popular BBC drama. And wonderful hats, costumes, and chopped boiled eggs greeted them with open arms. Chicken oysters, Maggie Smithsass, Stanning for Spacey, Avatar, and Myst are also discussed.

Cool Dads, Mom Hair, Ignored Sisters, Hot Daughters, Faith No More, Tino, So-Called Irony, Coming Out Bisexual, Angst, Thursday Night Parties, Tree Readers, Ghostwritten Love Letters, Hiding Behind Open Doors, Subconscious Punishment, Frozen Embryos, Breasts Between Us, Plasma, Anne Frank's Freedom, Yearbook Club Dropouts, I Dream of Tony, Tell Her, Toaster Shockers, Full Glasses of Milk, Secret Crushers, and many more of your favorite '90s bands are featured in this SMASH MTV hit!!

Who killed Laura Palmer? And where did the jelly donuts go? Our hosts tackle these questions and more as they attempt to make sense of the bizarro mind of David Lynch. Opposite ventriloquists, Road House, Mace Binaca, and jackalopes are also discussed.

With Ari away interviewing new potential interns for the show, Jon and Carlos recruit former guest stars Jake and Melissa to help fill the void. Without Ari's guiding light and spirit, our hosts have a hard time staying on message. Topics of conversation include, but are not limited to, Kyle Somalier, Tinder, The Revenant, kid vampire, golf, Lost, Jelly, and Mark Margolis. 

It's the season four premiere!!!! 

How time flies when you're watching only the pilot and finale. Our hosts recount some of the best and worst series and characters from the 49 shows they've watched to date. 

Who's your top three? Email us, we got a gmail account. 

Who is Gossip Girl? Why do people care? Is Serena back in town? Why do people care? Is Dan likable? Is Chuck the worst character of all the 46 shows we have watched to date?

Our hosts attempt to answer these questions and more on this episode! Dan, MySpace antennas, Dan, sandwich continuity, and Dan are also discussed. 

This show was dog shit. But we do talk about condiments, why the bus explosion in Speed was justified, and how we'd handle having magic powers better than these bozos. Thanks to special guest star Joey!

Guest star Billy and our hosts learn all about the Gilmores, elder and younger, and the zany cast of characters that fills up Stars Hollow like so much coffee in a mug/pot/paper cup.