Spookypookytoberpober continues and concludes with an American classic!

It starts with nobody there. It ends with a broken home. In between, Appalachian saws, jazz cabbage, moon mission ETAs, The Masturbating Bear, and the hoop stick game are also discussed. 

It starts with a train crash, of course. It ends with a series of trim, pomade-smothered, grey-haired white men and a smoke monster. 

In between, cayenne pepper dogs, live long and suture, ficus, the Master Hand, sleepy flute, and 12 angry cats are also discussed.

It starts with peeping toms. It ends with a mustachioed, spaghetti-pokin’ grandma. In between, O’Connelltober, Dilbert feuds, Jack and Jill, Yahoo! Internet Life Magazine, and puppets are also discussed.

Merlin is alive and well, working as a voluptuous auto mechanic in an urban epicenter on the west coast of the United States of America. Relief is just a swallow away, just avoid the miniature pink foam. 

Houdini, Ron Tonkin, banana boards, Yokohama, Angels in the Outfield, troll carls, and Bruce Jenner are also discussed.

Troo and her brother Kaiser Permanente must battle a team of freshly baked Dunkin’ Donuts in order to stop their father from choking them.

MapQuest, morgue door height, Marcus Smart, Teen Angel, moon boots, and Popup Jensen are also discussed.

David Carradine battles grizzled old men on the Western Frontier using his Shaolin Monk skills... or sometimes just by spread-eagle leaping off things, or sometimes just by getting tied up with a rope and left near really sharp, jagged rocks. 

F. Nick Flare, Chinese Leonard Nimoy, 1870s Emergen-C, straight razor shave fighting, and Mongolian tombs are also discussed.

Ari makes his triumphant return with the conclusion of TGINovemtoberspooktacular! And the season eight finale!

Jon’s animatronic cat, ASMR, jaw guys, and pay phones are also discussed.

Minneapolis in the ‘70s. Shit is about to go down.

Kowabunga man, Ron Burgundy, pocket combs, chain wallets, shag carpet horrors, and couch hiders are also discussed.

The father of a broken family moves them into an old haunted mansion to try and make things right, and other terrible decisions.

Dermot Mulroney, Lost numbers, Wilson’s horrific face, naked fires, gimp suit jump scares, and corn on macabre are also discussed

Our hosts are treated to a beautiful slice of Canadian trash life as they watch the first and last episode of the INITIAL seven season run of this mockumentary smash hit. Before watching, Jon has lots of questions about what constitutes the series finale. Luckily Ari has all the answers, and even throws in a beautiful anecdote from his childhood.

ReBoot, Heat, Training Day, Kenny Powers, knife hits, Drunk Oscars, Stunt Oscars, and Pat Roach are also discussed.